From National Review Online:

A reader of ours who is on vacation in Italy writes:

Watching CNN International, I have learned that Palestinians all want peace and to go to American colleges to be M.D.s. The rotten Israelis are bombing them for no reason and have destroyed the tunnels that the Arabs use to bring in essential medicines for sick babies and pregnant women. Now some Palestinian teenager won't be able to further his education and someday cure breast cancer. Who knew?

Yes, who knew? What would we do without CNN?